Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.

He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ralph..'

Ralph was stunned. 'I'm dead?  No, I can't be!  I've got too much to live for.  Send me back!'

St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.'

Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home..

The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking on the ground.

A rooster strolled past.  'So, you're the new hen, huh?  How's your first day here?'

'Not bad, replied Ralph the hen, but I have this strange feeling inside.  Like I'm gonna explode!'

'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster.  'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before? '

'Never,' said Ralph.

'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster.  'It's no big deal.'

Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!

Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.

As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife yell.....

Ralph!  Wake up.  You've shit the bed!'